Also maybe not seriously but jokingly known as Witchcraft 666.
Witchcraft 6 I toyed with the idea of giving 5 stars. Note that in this case it would obviously be a 5 star rating within the series of Witchcraft films!!! Not in General. Again, we are not comparing to Weapons, to The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari, to The Exorcist.
Ratings are tricky because they seem like you are comparing things to everything under the sun, no. No I am saying within the Witchcraft series, a series of absolutely no fame and zero interest and complete dismal F level grade entertainment, this is a 5 star film. Why?
Sex, plot, comedy that's actually kind of amusing, and it moves fast. I mean here's the thing: You can't really ask for a lot more than that. Given that this series has only delivered spills and not thrills or chills I am not asking to be scared. I am not asking for cool monsters or effects. No. These are dialogue heavy, actor light, nudity filled sleazefests with smell like they would have lice and exclusively drink malt liquor while they eat processed cheese. These movies suck. So in other words, this is a bad good movie.
There's a some killing and Garner and Lutz in their first appearance recruit Spanner to help them solve it. They link to evil psychic villain Savatini who tried to turn Spanner to the dark side with temptation of a few women, and in the meantime Spanner's girlfriend is also in danger.
Its simple, it's straight forward, its got loads of breasts and bush in it, it has stupid dialogue and effects, its a fucking romp. Its this mode that got me into the series and if it stays in this mode its this that will keep me going. 5 stars.
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