Faust - 1926

 So I finished some bullshit on youtube recently and in its bizarre algorithm it suggested Faust to me.  Okay, why not?

Faust is a great example of German expressionism, and a true silent cinema classic.  It is about an hour 45 minutes of incredible black and white, silent cinematography complete with title cards and a piano soundtrack.  It is the classic story of Faust, the old man who is in a awful, poor and destitute city where he has been fairly useless to stop this as an alchemist.  He burns his books and at the last minute sees a page telling him that if he were to summon the dark forces, the dark forces could help in his quest.

This is so visionary and so awesome.  I mean, the beginning alone is 20ish minutes is some of the most incredible cinematography of all time, with many moments of me sitting here wondering "did it ever really get better than this?  In all of cinema?"  The middle part slows, and under a modern lens it drags a little bit, but there is still so much very cool effects and cinema and LIGHTING!  The lighting in this, my god, have we as movie watchers completely gotten away from lighting as an effect?!

It made me think of a realization, albeit basic, that I had recently.  I was bemoaning the loss of cinema and how people just watch shit on TikTok or whatever now, and at that time I realized: movies and stuff are only about 100 years old. This movie especially points that out, and it points out how much the art form has already changed in that time.  From black and white, jerky hand cranked cameras, silent, title cards, rear and front projection etc, to 1930s "Technicolor", to 70s "Sensaround", to 3D, to now 4DX and all the many things in between that I haven't mentioned.  This art form has been altered and redefined and reworked so many times, and in such a short timeframe, who am I to push back against it moving online and embracing a more homemade, shorter length trend?  There is barely a "norm" in cinema to even talk about when one says "cinema is not like this, it's like _______"

Like I said, this movie has a lengthy middle segment.  Basically Faust gives up on saving the world pretty quick in, and decides to just become a youth again.  Once he is transformed, he falls in love with a woman he sees and resets his focus on her.  That cues like an hour of more situational comedy, where Mephisto is screwing over Faust and his love while Faust is twisting Mephisto to his will.  It drags a little bit here, because it just feels unconnected to anything before or after, but it's fine.

I don't know if cinema truly did get better than this.  Its unlikely.  The look of this reminds one that cinema is truly a visionary artform, which we sometimes forget about when the newest thing is action, adventure, sci fi, animation, etc. It would be interesting if like in painting or poetry or some other artforms that exist, if the "old style" or "original" version of this still existed, in any real way.  If there were new black and white, title card, silent, hand-cranked films.  Maybe there are?  I wonder what they're like.

This is a vision, a masterpiece, an incredible object.  I dunno how many people are dialing it up 100 years later, but if you do, you're in for a treat.

Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident - 1979

 Also known as The Tehran Incident.

Well which incident was it?  Make up your mind already.  I am still having a hard time finding these things with clunky named and I might give up, but not before I review this Peter Graves movie with like, eh a mild 3/10 on the clunk-ometer.

Peter Graves is sent to Tehran because some madman there has a missile.  That's where we begin, and it's pretty simple as he gets linked up against the bad guy from 007's The Spy Who Loved Me.  John Carradine is in there, and its about as complicated as the alternate name here, The Tehran Incident.  In other words, straight forward you get it level.

Felt like a made for TV movie, and virtually nothing to say about it.  If you like background level sorta "stuff to put on" you might do this one on a blah Monday.  2 stars.

I think I have a few more in me here, but I'm going to drop in some random movies I've done that are on the Clunky Names meter, and a /10 rating of their clunky ass unwieldy name:

Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later 6/10

Quantum of Solace 5/10

I'll Kill You...I'll Bury You...I'll Spit on Your Grave Too! 10/10

The Serpent and the Rainbow 4/10

π - 10/10

Second Sight: A Love Story 3/10

F. Scott Fitzgerald and 'The Last of the Belles' 4/10

Click:  The Calendar Girl Killer 3/10

Prototype X29A 4/10

Spirits of the Air, Gremlins of the Clouds 8/10

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter 8/10

Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake 3/10

Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator 5/10

The Brain from Planet Arous 2/10

Samoa, Queen of the Jungle - 1968

 I'm not having an easy time finding free movies with clunky names here, to tell the truth.  A lot of them are maybe too obscure to find online for free, definitely are not on the streamers.

No, The Case is Happily Resolved I cannot find.  Sssssss, the snake movie I oddly enough remember from my childhood is not on YouTube, how can these be that hard to find?

This title is mainly clunky because they thought they were being real sly by dropping in a, authentic aboriginal word from a culture, the island of Samoa.  They named their jungle queen after the Oceania island and presumably felt real proud, giving themselves a pat on the back.   1/10 on the clunk-ometer.

Beefy alpha male Clint is the leader of a group of disparate folks wandering through Borneo.  They see some stock footage of alligators and snakes, they encounter a cheetah or something, and then they find diamonds.  Samoa has the hots for Clint and want his jizz on her face while in the meantime a warring tribe is out to threaten Samoa and the guys.

This is barely over an hour and it doesn't hurt too bad.  The stock footage is always fun, and the rest of it really feels more like a 50's movie with hammy stage acting and barely-there plot and complication.  This is 1968?!  It feels like something from the 40s with how small scale and basic it is.  For that I'll dock it a star, and just land on a 1.5

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? - 1964

 Dear god with this title huh?!  I give it a 10/10 on the Clunk-ometer.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (Mixed Up from now on) was introduced to me on MST3K, and for my review I chose to rewatch the MST episode.

Alternately known as The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies and as The Incredibly Strange Creatures.  This is returning to Ray Dennis Steckler, who directed The Hollywood Strangler, and I did not remember I coined a term in that review called Sub-Z: extremely low budget, below Z grade movies made with no apparent cinematic language.

A few things have always stood out to me in this movie; number one non ironically I think Steckler in this movie under the name Cash Flagg is a fuckin proto fashion icon.  It's 1964 and everyone else looks like it, while he rocks a black hoodie and black jeans and a short nondescript haircut, and seriously, he looks specifically modern!  This look did not age at all.

Secondly, this movie is so dizzying and so all over the place that it has a bizarre appeal to it that I actually really like.  Some of these that one sees multiple times sort of grow on you, and with MST3K I've rewatched a movie like Manos or Red Zone Cuba or whatever so many times that I start liking the actual movie therein, and this is one of them.  Yeah, its a TON of filler of bad dancing and singing, and yeah, its relatively plotless, but somehow, it just works for me?  Can't say why.

The two segments of the story here take almost an hour to join.  A gypsy woman who can enchant others to do her bidding has people that she takes over kill people, or commit other evil acts.  Meanwhile, Cash Flagg and friends mill around and do nothing until they wander to her circus and get taken over.  Also meanwhile, endless performing arts including comedy, songs, and light T and A stripteases.

This is a weird, weird watch that one really has to be in the mood for.  I like it for what it is, and I might be the only one.  It cannot get a good rating, but I like it.  I'll give it a 3.5

Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key - 1972

 Woof.  Mouthful.  Clunk-Ometer 9/10.  Not only is it a mouthful, it has completely nothing to do with the plot of the movie as far as I can tell?

The film has been released under several alternative titles, including Gently Before She Dies, Eye of the Black Cat, and Excite Me.

Eye of the Black Cat, because as unconnected as it is, there are allusions in this movie to an evil black cat, which although it has nothing to do with anything, I guess is there?  Excite Me is a decent title.

A reclusive writer and his wife have their maid killed by someone and immediately hide her body because of fear of the police.  Then, the writers niece Floriana arrives and senses something off.  Perhaps for legitimate reasons or perhaps to find out what's going on, Floriana seduces the writers wife and then gets involved with a local racer.  Its a ton of characters I didn't even mention and a lot of dialogue in this convoluted movie with an equally or perhaps more convoluted name.

I've seen this title kick around on various lists, of Italian thrillers of this time, cult movies, etc.  The main actress Edwige Fenech was a sex symbol of her time and has a rockin bod, and was in the somewhat less clunky named The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh.

Confusing plot, lots of stuff going on, some good sex scenes and some decent deaths.  Its a good one, but definitely a vibe movie.  I'll give it 3 stars.

What Have They Done to Your Daughters? - 1974

 

More accurately translated title:  The Police Ask for Help

Clunky man.  The pluralization of daughters, the length of the title obviously.  Why not call it The Police Ask for Help?  

This movie is about a prostitution ring that has a string of deaths happen, and the ambiguous guy on a motorcycle who may be doing it.  It s a police procedural sort of as well, and  is part of the poliziottesco thing which I have touched on here, namely I believe in the Swinging Seventies set.

Its a fine enough story and there's some deaths and some nudity, its mainly a lot of dialogue, and you know, its all whatever I guess.  I don't know what to say about it really.  The poster is better than the movie, I love the extreme cop guy screaming in the background, this looks like a badass surreal exploitation movie, which this is decidedly not.  I'll give it like a two I guess.

For the name, it can get a 2/10 on the Clunk-Ometer

The Slasher ... Is the Sex Maniac! - 1972

 Also known as Penetration and So Sweet, So Dead

"So what motive is there for these crimes?" "I don't know.  Perhaps it could be traced to a homosexual." Reasonable, if you ask me.

I'm tracking down and watching what I'm going to call "clunky named Grindhouse flicks".  The Killer Must Kill Again (or as I saw it, The Dark is Death's Friend) counts.  These should have incredibly convoluted, bizarre and otherwise awful names that you have to think about when you say them.  Sure, its a granted that a lot of these are a case of translations.  But, you know, not all of them.  This is a relatively short list that is hard to search for, so we'll see how it goes.

I like the title of this a lot.  I like how its like, a revelatory statement.  "Oh my god, Fred!  I've got it!  The slasher... is the sex maniac!"  You know, if you have a sex maniac on the loose and a slasher on the loose, its a good bet they're the same.  I mean, maybe this was not known in 1972, but I feel like the logic makes sense.

A decidedly not sex maniac is on the loose, killing women who are cheating on their husbands.  The killer is clad in black with a fedora and a women's stocking pulled over his face to make his face obscured.  Its an awesome look, like a mix between Freddy Kruger and I Know What You Did Last Summer (somewhat clunky name there, actually).  The lead cop begins to track him down, it goes from there.

A proto slasher this definitely is.  Killing women with plenty of nudity, a masked killer, a body count, moral related deaths.  Its more of a slasher than a Giallo, as this is much more of a police story than the norm of that genre.  

This is a good, fun, fast paced entry with plenty of kills and nudity to keep you interested.  It isn't that clunky of a title, I'll give it like a 4/10 on the "Clunk-ometer".

The Dark is Death's Friend - 1975

 Also known as The Killer Must Kill Again.

Not to bring up Video Nasty again, but this is crazier than the friggin' Mansion of the Doomed.  This had as much blood as that and this has a rape scene, so you know, why was this not a Nasty?

I want to try to find a picture of the excessive 70s house that's in this movie.  With a yellow living room that had weird see through plastic columns and designs everywhere, this was something else.  It made me realize that a lot of the Nasties did not feel specifically 70s... or early 80s?  Maybe it was the ridiculous stuff going on in those movies, or maybe just incidental.  Something to think about.

This movie has a killer on the loose get tapped by a man to get rid of the man's wife.  The serial killer tracks her down, rapes and kills her.  He puts the body in his trunk, and soon enough his car gets stolen!  Now the killer is after the people who stole his car, while in the meantime, the police are getting involved in the murder of the wife.

This movie was more of a thriller than a traditional Giallo.  It has no fetishization feel nor wonky electronic score, and instead almost feels like a character study.  In that, it is fun and it moves okay, there is actually not a lot to say about it beyond that early 70s house.  Unfortunately that doesn't retain throughout the movie, otherwise I'd give it an entire star higher.  As is it can have a 2.5

Clunky name, huh?  I give it a 2/10 on the Clunk-ometer

Mansion of the Doomed - 1976

 Also known as The Terror of Dr. Chaney; also known as Massacre Mansion, Eyes, Eyes of Dr. Chaney and House of Blood.  From Wikipedia:  While not prosecuted for obscenity, the film was seized and confiscated in the U.K. under Section 3 of the Obscene Publications Act 1959 during the video nasty panic.

I did not do this on purpose.  What I did was try to find a random movie from 1976 to watch, as I scrolled back through this blog and stumbled upon my goal to watch 76 movies from 1976.  I forgot about it, and no, that is not my next goal.  But crazy huh?  That I accidentally watched another Nasty?

Mansion of the Doomed stars Gypsy's love Richard Baseheart.  Richard is a doctor who has a daughter who has lost her eyes and is now sad and defeated.  He does what any good dad would do, he begins to rip out other peoples eyes to try to restore hers, except it keeps not working.  But he doesn't give up that easy!

They came after this movie?  Yo, this would basically be PG-13 now.  It has some eye gouging and it has some makeup effects to depict people with ripped out eyes.  That's it.  Its very tame.

Long, talky, with okay effects, and nothing else worth noting.  You might forget what happened in the first 20 minutes when you're only at minute 25.  Welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd was in this??  I must've missed it.  For mostly that fact I guess I'll give this 2 stars.

Video Nasty - 1984

 Also known as the Video Recordings Act of 1984.  See what I did there?  Because they all have alternate names...  get it?

The act passed and these did get seized, that's the whole thing.  And Wikipedia doesn't say about to what degree this happened, or about protest or about the other data points.  But we do know that this was a real thing that happened, and basically hasn't happened since, beyond I guess you cannot watch porn on your phone in certain states now?  Is that the modern equivalent of this?

The complete list of those that faced actual, real prosecution, censorship, and seizure.  With links:

1. Absurd 
2. Anthropophagous: The Beast 
3. Axe 
4. A Bay of Blood
5. The Beast in Heat 
6. Blood Feast 
7. Blood Rites 
8. Bloody Moon 
9. The Burning 
10. Cannibal Apocalypse 
11. Cannibal Ferox
12. Cannibal Holocaust 
13. The Cannibal Man 
14. Devil Hunter
15. Don't Go in the Woods 
16. The Driller Killer 
17. Evilspeak 
18. Exposé
19. Faces of Death 
20. Fight for Your Life 
21. Flesh for Frankenstein 
22. Forest of Fear 
23. Gestapo's Last Orgy
24. The House by the Cemetery 
25. The House on the Edge of the Park 
26. I Spit on Your Grave
27. Island of Death
28. The Last House on the Left 
29. Love Camp 7 
30. Madhouse
31. Mardi Gras Massacre 
32. Nightmares in a Damaged Brain
33. Night of the Bloody Apes
34. Night of the Demon 
35. Snuff 
36. SS Experiment Camp
37. Tenebrae
38. The Werewolf and the Yeti
39. Zombie Flesh Eaters

Like I said at the beginning, I did not rewatch anything.  Can't be bothered, bruh.  If I was going to rewatch anything, it would either be Night of the Demon or Island of Death.  Those two are high in my top 5 most enjoyable Nasties, which I'll put here in no particular order:

Blood Rites

Island of Death

Night of the Demon

The Burning

Flesh for Frankenstein

Top 5 most disturbing:

Faces of Death

The Gestapo's Last Orgy

The House on the Edge of the Park

The Beast in Heat

Fight For Your Life

A strange moment in time, a legendary thing among Grindhouse cult enthusiasts, I'm glad I did this and I'm glad it's over.  Some more movies were in 2 additional lists, with various levels of associated punishment or seizure if you owned them.  From Wikipedia:

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The Beyond (original title: E Tu Vivrai Nel Terrore ‒ L'Aldilà, also known as Seven Doors of Death) — Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with approximately 2 minutes cut in 1987. Re-released uncut in 2001.
The Bogey Man (also known as The Boogeyman) ‒ Originally passed uncut for cinema. Released with 44 seconds cut in 1992. Re-released uncut in 2000.
Cannibal Terror (original title: Terreur Cannibale) ‒ Released uncut in 2003.
Contamination ‒ Released uncut in 2004 with a 15 rating.
Dead & Buried ‒ Originally passed uncut for cinema. Released with 30 seconds cut in 1990. Re-released uncut in 1999.
Death Trap (also known as Eaten Alive and Starlight Slaughter) ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with 25 seconds cut in 1992. Re-released uncut in 2000.
Deep River Savages (original title: Il paese del sesso selvaggio, also known as Man From Deep River) ‒ Originally refused a cinema certificate in 1975. Eventually released with 3 minutes 45 seconds of animal cruelty cuts in 2003, and re-released with 3 minutes of similar cuts in 2016.
Delirium (also known as Psycho Puppet) ‒ Released with 16 seconds cut in 1987. Released uncut in February 2022.
Don't Go in the House ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with 3 minutes and 7 seconds cut in 1987. Re-released uncut in December 2011.
Don't Go Near the Park ‒ Released uncut in 2006.
Don't Look in the Basement (also known as The Forgotten) ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released uncut in 2005 with a 15 rating.
The Evil Dead ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with approximately 2 minutes cut in 1990. Re-released uncut in 2001.
Frozen Scream ‒ No UK re-release.
The Funhouse ‒ Originally passed uncut for cinema. Released uncut in 1987. Re-classified 15 in 2007.
Human Experiments ‒ Originally passed uncut for cinema. No UK re-release.
I Miss You, Hugs and Kisses (also known as Drop Dead Dearest) ‒ Released with 1 minute 6 seconds cut in 1986.
Inferno ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with 20 seconds cut in 1993. Re-released uncut in September 2010.
Killer Nun (original title: Suor Omicidi) ‒ Released with 13 seconds cut in 1993. Re-released uncut in 2006.
Late Night Trains (original title: L'ultimo treno della notte, also known as Night Train Murders) ‒ Originally refused a cinema certificate in 1976. Released uncut in 2008.
The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue (original title: Non si deve profanare il sonno dei morti, also known as Let Sleeping Corpses Lie and Don't Open the Window) ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with 1 minute 53 seconds cut in 1985. Re-released uncut in 2002.
Nightmare Maker (also known as Night Warning and Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker) ‒ Refused a video certificate in 1987 under the title The Evil Protege. Released uncut in 2024.
Possession ‒ Originally passed uncut for cinema. Released uncut in 1999.
Pranks (also known as The Dorm That Dripped Blood and Death Dorm) ‒ Released with 10 seconds cut in 1992.
Prisoner of the Cannibal God (original title: La montagna del dio cannibale, also known as Mountain of the Cannibal God and Slave of the Cannibal God) ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with 2 minutes 6 seconds of animal cruelty cuts in 2001, and re-released with 2 minutes of similar cuts in 2018.
Revenge of the Bogey Man (original title: Boogeyman II) ‒ Released in re-edited form with additional footage in 2003.
The Slayer ‒ Released with 14 seconds cut in 1992. Re-released uncut in 2001.
Terror Eyes (also known as Night School) ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with 1 minute 16 seconds cut in 1987. Re-released uncut as Night School in 2025.[21]
The Toolbox Murders ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with 1 minute 46 seconds cut in 2000. Re-released uncut in 2017.
Unhinged ‒ Originally passed uncut for cinema. Released uncut in 2004.
Visiting Hours ‒ Originally passed with cuts for cinema. Released with approximately 1 minute cut in 1986. Passed uncut in 2017.
The Witch Who Came From the Sea ‒ Released uncut in 2006.
Women Behind Bars [fr] (original title: Des diamants pour l'enfer by Jess Franco) ‒ Passed uncut in 2017.
Zombie Creeping Flesh (also known as Hell of the Living Dead, Night of the Zombies and Virus) ‒ Originally passed uncut for cinema in an edited version. Full version released uncut in 2002.

"Section 3" 82

A supplementary list was issued along with the official list, which featured a list of so-called "Section 3 Video Nasties". Titles on the Section 3 list could not be prosecuted for obscenity but were liable to seizure and confiscation under a "less obscene" charge. Tapes seized under Section 3 could be destroyed after distributors or merchants forfeited them.

Abducted (a.k.a. Schoolgirls in Chains) – No UK re-release.
The Aftermath (a.k.a. Zombie Aftermath) – Passed without cuts in 1988 on the Goldcrest video label.
The Black Room – Originally passed uncut for cinema. No UK re-release.
Blood Lust (a.k.a. Mosquito the Rapist) – Passed with heavy cuts for cinema. No UK re-release.
Blood Song – Re-released as Dream Slayer.
Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll – No UK re-release.
Brutes and Savages – No UK re-release.
Cannibal (a.k.a. Ultimo Mondo Cannibale and Last Cannibal World) – Originally passed with heavy cuts for cinema. Released with 2m 46s of cuts in 2003.
Cannibal World (a.k.a. Mondo Cannibale and The Cannibals) – No UK re-release.
The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith – Passed uncut for cinema in 1978. Released without cuts in 1987.
The Child – Passed uncut for cinema. Released uncut in 2006.
Christmas Evil (a.k.a. You Better Watch Out) – Released uncut in 2012 with a 15 rating.
Communion (a.k.a. Alice Sweet Alice) – Passed uncut for cinema. Passed with 8s of cuts in 1998. Released uncut in 2014.
Dawn of the Dead – Originally passed with heavy cuts for cinema. Passed with cuts for video in 1989 and 1997. Released uncut in 2003.
Dawn of the Mummy – Passed with 27s of cuts for cinema. Passed with 1m 43s of cuts for the video in 1987. Released uncut in 2003.
Dead Kids (a.k.a. Strange Behavior) – Passed with 27s of cuts in 1993 and 2008.
Death Weekend (a.k.a. The House by the Lake) – Passed with cuts for cinema. No UK re-release.
Deep Red (a.k.a. Profondo Rosso) – Passed with 11s of cuts in 1993. The extended version was passed uncut in 2010.
Demented – Released with 1m 19s of cuts in 1987.
The Demons (a.k.a. Les Démons) – A composite version was passed uncut in 2008, and the original version was passed uncut in 2017.
Don't Answer the Phone – Passed with cuts for cinema. An edited version was released without further cuts in 2005.
Eaten Alive! – Passed with heavy cuts for cinema. Passed with heavy cuts for animal cruelty in 1987 and 1992.
Enter the Devil (a.k.a. Disciples Of Death) – No UK re-release.
The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein – Released uncut in the U.K. on 22nd Jan, 2018, with an "18" certificate. [1]
The Evil – No UK re-release.
The Executioner (a.k.a. Massacre Mafia Style) – No UK re-release.
Final Exam – Released uncut in 1986.
Foxy Brown – Passed in edited form for cinema. Passed with 2m 48s of cuts in 1987. Released with previous cuts waived in 1998.
Friday the 13th – The R-rated version was released without cuts in 1987. The full unrated version (previously released for cinema) was released uncut in 2003.
Friday the 13th Part 2 – The R-rated version was passed uncut in 1987. Downgraded to an uncut 15 certificate in 2008.
GBH (a.k.a. Grievous Bodily Harm) – No UK re-release.
Graduation Day – Passed uncut in 1986. Downgraded to an uncut 15 certificate in 2003.
Happy Birthday to Me – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1986. Downgraded to an uncut 15 certificate in 2004.
The Headless Eyes – No UK re-release.
Hell Prison (a.k.a. Escape from Hell) – No UK re-release.
The Hills Have Eyes – Passed with cuts for cinema. Passed with 2s of cuts for video in 1987. Released uncut in 2003.
Home Sweet Home – Released uncut in 2004.
Honeymoon Horror – No UK re-release.
Inseminoid – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1987. Downgraded to a 15 certificate in 2005.
Invasion of the Blood Farmers – No UK re-release.
The Killing Hour (a.k.a. The Clairvoyant) – Originally passed uncut for cinema. Passed with 1m 19s of cuts in 1986.
The Last Horror Film (a.k.a. Fanatic) – Passed with cuts for cinema. An edited version was released in 2003.
The Last Hunter – Passed uncut for cinema. Passed with 8s of cuts in 1988. Released uncut in 2002.
The Love Butcher – No UK re-release.
Mad Foxes – No UK re-release.
Mark of the Devil – Passed with heavy cuts for cinema. Passed with cuts in 1998 and 2003. Released uncut in 2013.
Martin – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1994.
Massacre Mansion (a.k.a. Mansion of the Doomed) – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1992. Downgraded to an uncut 15 certificate in 2000.
Mausoleum – Released uncut in 1987.
Midnight – Passed uncut for cinema. An edited version was released in 1993. Full version passed uncut in 2011.
Naked Fist (a.k.a. Firecracker) – Passed with 3m 53s of cuts for cinema. No UK re-release.
The Nesting – Passed uncut in 1986.
The New Adventures of Snow White (a.k.a. Grimm Fairy Tales for Adults) – No UK re-release.
Nightbeast – Passed uncut in 1996.
Night of the Living Dead – Passed with cuts for cinema. Released uncut in 1987. Downgraded to a 15 certificate in 2007. Now in the public domain.
Nightmare City (a.k.a. City of the Walking Dead) – Passed with 3m 5s of cuts in 1986. Released uncut in 2003.
Oasis of the Zombies – Passed uncut in 2004 with a 15 certificate.
Parasite – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1993.
Phantasm – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1989. Downgraded to a 15 certificate in 2005.
Pigs (a.k.a. Daddy's Deadly Darling) – Released by 88 Films in 2016. Unknown if cut.
Prey – Passed with 11s of cuts for cinema and video. A print shortened for dialogue was passed uncut in 2004.
Prom Night – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1987.
Rabid – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1992.
Rosemary's Killer (a.k.a. The Prowler) – Passed with cuts for cinema. Released uncut in 2007.
Savage Terror (a.k.a. Primitives) – No UK re-release.
Scanners – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1987.
Scream for Vengeance! – No UK re-release.
Shogun Assassin – Passed with cuts for cinema. Released uncut in 1999.
Street Killers (a.k.a. Beast with a Gun) – No UK re-release.
Suicide Cult (a.k.a. The Astrologer) – No UK re-release.
Superstition (a.k.a. The Witch) – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1986.
Suspiria – Passed with cuts for cinema. Released uncut in 1998.
Terror – Passed with cuts for cinema. Released uncut in 1997.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre — Refused a cinema certificate in 1975. Passed uncut in 1999.
The Thing – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1987.
Tomb of the Living Dead (a.k.a. Mad Doctor of Blood Island) – Passed with cuts for cinema. Released with 42s of animal cruelty cuts in 2003.
The Toy Box – No UK re-release.
Werewolf Woman – Passed with cuts for cinema. Scheduled for a re-release on Blu-Ray in February 2026.
Wrong Way – No UK re-release.
Xtro – Passed uncut for cinema. Also passed uncut for video in 1987. Downgraded to an uncut 15 certificate in 2007.
Zombie Holocaust – Passed uncut in 2000.
Zombie Lake – Passed uncut in 2004.

Huge man.  Just enormous.  What a bizarre situation.

Fight For Your Life - 1977

 I actually had to spend $1.99, but I finally finished all of the Video Nasties.

William Sanderson stars in this late 70s exploitation blaxsploitation flick.  Three guys; a Mexican, a Asian, and a white man follow a black woman home and begin to terrorize her family.  Things gradually escalate from forced meal time and verbal abuse to rape and violence.

In this movie, there's basically Nazisploitation level wall to wall depravity.  Now I say that and I wonder if because one is sexual exploit of women and one is general exploit of black people, I am more uncomfortable with this, because what, I approve of exploiting women?  Because they're fuckin' nude in the movies and I'm a man and I'm like hell yeah?  I guess we all have our own barometers for how we interpret these things.

Basically 10 minutes of intro, 45 minutes or so of a escalating hostage sequence, leading to upheaval and eventual confrontation, this is a very black and white movie.  It doesn't have much nuance to it, and instead it makes up for it with language.

Was this one on the Nasty list for language?  N and C words fly left to right all over this script, and I ain't talkin about Cunt.  Its a bit extreme and the hatred feels quite real, and man, I mean its not fun really.  

The end of the confrontation is decent and we get our revenge, so you know.  It is what it is.  I guess.

Argument against Video Nasty.

2/10 on the Nasty Meter, for language only.