It seems that 3 Witchcraft movies were all filmed around the same time in Los Angeles and the franchise has now lain dormant for 9 years. I saw online Witchcraft 17 has been greenlit but who knows.
Witchcraft 16 is a really bad movie. It's plot revolves around a group of actors who are all trying out for a long running horror franchise called Crystal Force and its the best this shitty script can do to try and be meta, also by giving terrible actors awful dialogue about being terrible actors who have awful dialogue in these movies.
It seems they watch Crystal Force movies and vaguely somehow different people have power and somehow something else is going on, I could not tell you at all what the plot in this movie is. Because in part this movie feels impenetrable, and in part the movie within a movie and the movie itself scenes are indistinguishable. Perhaps on purpose, but still I have no fucking clue what is going on.
What happened to the nudity, what happened to the good music, what happened to the fun D grade level? Well its kinda just not there, and something have been replaced with the 2016 equivalent, such as awful CGI. I can tell the Witchcraft series will slowly turn into this, so all I can say is that I'm glad I have like 6 more movies to go that're filmed in the 90s and still have some DIY charm.
This movie is not unwatchable. But it's close. Half a star.
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