Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Witchcraft VII: Judgment Hour / Witchcraft VIII: Salem's Ghost - 1995/1996

 Witchcraft 7 is another return to sleaze and a movie which apparently I finished and I absolutely have no memory of.  This could have very well been last Friday when I went out and crushed about 4 beers in 2 hours, that might have something to do with it.

This entry has vampires seducing and killing people, Will Spanner is on the case, joining Lutz and Garner.  Gosh, I wish I could say I remembered much about this movie, but whatever hazy drunk memory I had is completely gone.  I think it was a bit less sleazy and a bit more just boring/generic, but who knows.

I feel like it should get like a 2.5


Witchcraft 8 is a standalone departure from the series, as it shipped out of Troma production and into the hands of another company.

A warlock is killed, cut to present day and the warlock is under the house this new couple in town just bought.  This attempt at a comedy has the warlock come back and fuck with the town and the new couple, where it manifests itself in the people surrounding the house and controls them to various extents.

This is a lot more what I might have expected from this series at this point.  I would have expected just some bad comedy standalone non-horror low budget "thing" which although this is clearly C class, it's not like TERRIBLE, its just not at all good.

Some Steve Guttenberg look-alike stars in it, and the actors aren't like the worst thing ever but this is so little scale and so terribly written that it just kinda feels like a dud.  Even with abundant nudity, this is the type of thing which feels like the Skin-emax, softcore plotline, but without enough nudity to quite be that.  I give it a 1.5

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