Thiiiiiis is what I'm fuckin talking about!
I delved into the beginning of the series then I took a detour to the very end and met in the middle and its movie to the epitome of my point in the review of Witchcraft 3 and 4.
Sleaze. The first 31 minutes of this movie are basically nudity city as we follow a prostitute on her job. Will Spanner is dead and his ghost is walking around in stupid but fun shenanigans, and this lady is fucking random dudes in scenes which are way too long and have nothing to do with the plot but do have nice breasts and lingerie.
Will discovers that she can hear him, due to a coma she had (?) and he is now needing her to help him out. This movie introduces us to detective Lutz and Garner, who I guess are in Witchcraft 7 and not 8 which is a standalone film. Ladies and gentlemen, I might skip right to Witchcraft 7 after this to watch the Lutz Garner trilogy. Oh never mind. Apparently they're in a ton of these, including Witchcraft 16. Did I blink and miss them?
This is a welcome return to the style I first saw in these films, and really a style which established itself more in the sequels. Apparently I picked the exact right place to begin watching these movies. Number 5 may be a real standout. Witch 9 is really good, the sleaziest so far, and with the ghost aspect thing going on, its a fun watch.
Multiple buxom women getting topless throughout, multiple rape scenes, multiple pointless sex and strip scenes. I wonder if any women like movies like this. I love it. 4 stars.
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