Oof. This was a tough one.
You know its bad when you finish a movie, go on the IMDb or Wikipedia and read the plot and think to yourself "was that what this movie is about?" Sometimes with the longer plot outlines, you're sorta like, "yeah I vaguely remember that idea or this moment," but then the how and why of it you're like fucking shrug city.
I do remember Christopher Lee as a dependable villain, the evil father Pergado who is leading a convent of nuns and is maybe hiding something. Perhaps one of the reasons I don't remember much of this movie is because in the first hour, fucking nothing happens. This is Setup: The Movie. That's this one's alternate title.
They had a lot to lead up to also, cause spoiler alert in the end Christopher Lee turns into a weird fish looking alien and the entire world explodes! Badass!
This movie was remarkably boring, however, and I cannot give it more than 1.5 stars.
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