Monday, May 29, 2023

The Unholy - 1988

 Porn store VHS here. I exclusively got fun looking stuff. 

The Unholy is a religious themed horror movie, and while those are automatically not my favorite, some are decent. This one, not one of the decent ones. 

Some priest is tempted by evil seductresses in this movie. I'm tempted to say that's it, that's the plot. Cuz truly that's basically almost it. What else... I dunno, actually, that is it. 

This movie is slow, it's long, and it's boring. The good religious movies keep things going with kills or effects or whatever, this just plods along. It does have Hal Holbrook and Ned Beatty in small roles and there is a cool monster at the very very end, but at this point you're already tuned out. 1 star. 

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