Alright so Mirror Mirror 3 stars with Billy Drago having a sex dream and I’m instantaneously transported back to the good Witchcraft films. How about I watch all 4 of these?
Why not. Why not a similar budgeted lurid hazy LA series? Fuck it man. Because Mirror Mirror is certainly not anyone’s known about series either, and I’ll tell ya it’s a roll of the die as to why this has 3 other movies in the same way Witchcraft 16 of them.
These really are flicks that feel almost like you have to sit there considering; did they see something I didn’t? When they green lit a sequel to this late night sleazefest flick chock full of nudity and bad actors in awful costumes blandly delivering basic bad dialogue. Why did they look at this and say… yes, more of this!
Produced in part by star Billy Drago, this also has a very young Mark Ruffalo in it. Billy Drago uncovers a cool blue mirror that brings back the woman from the sex dream, who I guess is his dead wife or something. Cue the 3rd sex scene in 30 minutes. Don’t worry… you’re only 10 minutes from the next one. 6 minutes after that there’s another.
This is low brow entertainment. Not horror, not even thriller, it’s kinda a genre less fluff thing that has mild stakes that don’t matter and no central villain…nothing really sticks out except the cast and the nipples on the multiple topless women that are shown in the flick.
The reason this isn’t fun really though, is that it’s completely poorly executed. There’s multiple flashbacks to irrelevant things that have nothing to do with the movie. There’s no lore, no bumbling detectives or demonic presence to fight. Things just happen and you have no idea why or what even happened. And in that way it’s a 90 minute movie that feels long and boring, despite the breasts. There’s not even really a dead body until 75 minutes in.
Rest in peace Billy Drago. 2 stars.
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