Thus the trilogy begins...and ends, since I am watching these in reverse order.
I just wanted to get in here early as I'm watching to say this is an hour 19 minute movie, 79 minutes, where the opening credits are legitimately 5 minutes of slow moving text over nothing in the background. I'm going to see where the end credits come in too, cause I bet they're also 5 minutes. so, an hour and 10 minutes??!
We also have such inconsistency with nudity I would almost thing Tubi censored these. Except it's clear that Tubi doesn't censor by now, and there is still nudity. Just so little that its like.... why is there either not more, or none altogether? Because most of these are BARELY rated R and I always find it weird when movies get the R but don't like, go for it, ya know?
It's shocking to me how boring this trilogy is. I think I gave 15 a 1.5 and maybe 16 a half star, but really, all of these deserve nothing. It's a trilogy where absolutely nothing is explained so you would have to have seen Witchcraft already, it kills any of the chemistry between Lutz and Garner, it has awful CGI powers that are NEVER explained and didn't appear before this, and it never once explains what the fuck was going on. I'm going to give this one zero stars, but they all really deserve it.
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