Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Intimate Agony - 1983

Intimate Agony has a plot that, when written sounds like the Jaws of STD outbreaks. Small beach community, buncha random middle age stars, and a politician that doesn't want word of the news spreading for the ensuing "bad reputation / lack of money" reasons.

Talking: The Movie. That's the uncredited alternate name to this bland drama. Who CARES???! I'm 20 minutes in. I don't know if I'll make it.

26 minutes in a kid is getting an ear infection. The main character looks like Kenny G, and is a doctor, and he's hitting on flock-haired 80s mom. Random dude is a STD-haver and he therefore won't fuck his pregnant wife. Drama! Doesn't he know some peeps (yours truly) would kill to fuck a pregnant woman?!

Robert Vaughn is the Jaws mayor who didn't want to have people knowing about the shark. I guess this was made because of the aids epidemic and because it was hot and new. How much money...will I bet this was made for tv... how much? When did girls start shaving their armpits anyways?

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