I'm not having an easy time finding free movies with clunky names here, to tell the truth. A lot of them are maybe too obscure to find online for free, definitely are not on the streamers.
No, The Case is Happily Resolved I cannot find. Sssssss, the snake movie I oddly enough remember from my childhood is not on YouTube, how can these be that hard to find?
This title is mainly clunky because they thought they were being real sly by dropping in a, authentic aboriginal word from a culture, the island of Samoa. They named their jungle queen after the Oceania island and presumably felt real proud, giving themselves a pat on the back. 1/10 on the clunk-ometer.
Beefy alpha male Clint is the leader of a group of disparate folks wandering through Borneo. They see some stock footage of alligators and snakes, they encounter a cheetah or something, and then they find diamonds. Samoa has the hots for Clint and want his jizz on her face while in the meantime a warring tribe is out to threaten Samoa and the guys.
This is barely over an hour and it doesn't hurt too bad. The stock footage is always fun, and the rest of it really feels more like a 50's movie with hammy stage acting and barely-there plot and complication. This is 1968?! It feels like something from the 40s with how small scale and basic it is. For that I'll dock it a star, and just land on a 1.5
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