A random horror movie with three David Lynch actors in it? Who'd have thought.
That's right, Laura Herring from Mulholland Dr., Eric Da Re and Richard Beymer from Twin Peaks are both in this dumb third part of Silent Night. They jump the shark early as they throw in a blind girl with special psychic abilities who sorta somehow gets linked to the incapacitated, coma ridden Jerry from the last movie. She raises him from his coma a la Friday the 13th part 7, and soon enough he's out killing people.
Not really a Christmas horror movie anymore, this one instead has a thankfully recast Jerry walking around with a glass thing over his head and lumbering like a Jason or Michael type, except he's woefully more boring.
I'm glad they threw in a subtitle to shake things up, but it's not even really related to anything, and again you have a rated R movie which has so little of the good shit that'll get you an R rating it's like why did they bother. This should be a fun romp with nudity and guts, instead its really slow and mild, with nary a memorable scene or moment in the entire run time.
I don't want this to sound like the worst movie yet, but it is, if only because at least the last one is so short and it has the ability to laugh at it or with it. This one is just too boring to do that. I give this 1.5 stars.
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