In case that wasn't clear, this movie is a CGI fest of BS and bad acting. The actors in this are a whole new level of horrendous. I wondered if they had come from porn backgrounds, but no, somehow they hadn't. Actually, the lead actress who I hated the most was a completely fake looking bleached blonde who used to be a cheerleader for the NFL.
Plot I guess.... So, you got some divers who accidentally release a dinosaur that was trapped in the bottom of the ocean. That's about it. It's an aquatic T-Rex basically, they explain later that it was a very late dinosaur that was part of the bridge in the gap between reptile and dinosaur. Like it matters? No, of course it doesn't goddamn matter, and you'll be wondering how much of this shitfest is left once you're ten minutes in.
I watched Gantz.0, The Condemned 2, and this flick with my buddy. This one was the worst by far. The Condemned 2 was just a very average action flick, nothing much to say about it. Gantz.0 was badly dubbed and never explained jack shit about what was going on, but the monsters were awesome. This one, well, I don't have much to say about it either, but it is more in line with the blog I guess....?
Anyways. This one hurts. It has no inherent entertainment value. It's a overly long, really poorly CG-ed giant T. Rex movie, and the only thing it made me question was how in the world I used to watch these types of things. Now that I have been watching more 60s, 70s, and especially 80s movies, I feel like the intentionally bad movies that come out around now are waaaaaay worse. I'd take one of those awful movies off the Sci Fi Invasion boxset literally any day over this fucking bullshit. It's not even so bad it's good. I was tired, I was also drunk, but I still feel like I was aware enough to see that this was below Z grade entertainment. Zero stars.
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